• Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
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ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

no

that insinuates old people have less of a soul, and are somehow worth less than someone with a ‘whole’ soul

that’s pretty insulting yo

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profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

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catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

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memewhore:

I want this in my house for a few reasons:
I won’t fall off the bed… Ever.
Fabulous movie nights with friends.
Probably the best sex ever.
I could sleep anywhere I wanted to in this entire room. So much variety each night.
Amazing flips could be attempted

I would be so uncomfortable. You’d have to take off your shoes in order to get to the other side of the room. Cleaning would be a pain, too - imagine the food crumpets! Also I just get uncomfortable when my environment is too soft.
Huh.

memewhore:

I want this in my house for a few reasons:

  1. I won’t fall off the bed… Ever.
  2. Fabulous movie nights with friends.
  3. Probably the best sex ever.
  4. I could sleep anywhere I wanted to in this entire room. So much variety each night.
  5. Amazing flips could be attempted

I would be so uncomfortable. You’d have to take off your shoes in order to get to the other side of the room. Cleaning would be a pain, too - imagine the food crumpets! Also I just get uncomfortable when my environment is too soft.

Huh.

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the-listening:

i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it

egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined