Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
no
that insinuates old people have less of a soul, and are somehow worth less than someone with a ‘whole’ soul
that’s pretty insulting yo
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
#and here we can observe the mating ritual of the time lords #the male time lord compliments the female on her killing abilities #the female appreciates his praises and starts the flirting #judging by their expressions both male and female enjoy the flirting #the male preens and straightens his clothes to make himself more appealing to the female #the female is smiling the whole time and presses herself against her mate’s back #their behaviour clearly indicates mutual interest and attraction #the next step is the full blown mating ritual in time lord’s blue nest (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
I want this in my house for a few reasons:
- I won’t fall off the bed… Ever.
- Fabulous movie nights with friends.
- Probably the best sex ever.
- I could sleep anywhere I wanted to in this entire room. So much variety each night.
- Amazing flips could be attempted
I would be so uncomfortable. You’d have to take off your shoes in order to get to the other side of the room. Cleaning would be a pain, too - imagine the food crumpets! Also I just get uncomfortable when my environment is too soft.
Huh.
i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined